"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
I’m a fan of opening night as well
shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”
Announcing TOWER! The game of a Princess tired of waiting.
A retro-styled top-down fantasy adventure-story game. Scheduled for release 20 July 2014.
Starring a Princess taking control of her own destiny, and a magical cat with strong eyeliner game.
Based on an original idea by Rachael Roach, made with love and lots of swearing by Kali Black.
Things this game definitely includes:
- flexibility for different play styles
- trope subversion
- feminism dragons
- a level shaped like a butt
- chainmail banana hammock
- underdressed dudes
- references to Zork, The Princess Bride, The X Files, and more
Things this game definitely does not include:
- metal bikinis
- damsels in distress
- women in refrigerators
Windows 2000 or better
1.0 GHz Intel Pentium III equivalent or better
400MB available hard disk space
seriously this will run on just about any computer made in about the last 10 years no trouble
PREORDERS? YES PREORDERS!
20% discount for preorders (preorder price US$3.99, price at release $4.99).
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Final note: if for any reason the above link doesn’t work, it may have been updated, so try this page:http://kalimayablack.tumblr.com/tower
Hey. Can I be straightup with you, for a second? You want this game.
It is fun and it is funny and it is creepy and scary and trippy and wonderful and, again, fun.
You Want This Game.
Reblogging because this sounds AWESOME and I’ll buy it when I can afford to (after car stuff and all that).
The person who wrote up the list of things the game includes clearly knows how to get my attention!
AAAAAH THIS IS GOING ON MY LIST OF GAMES TO GET THE SECOND I HAVE ANY SPARE MONEY OMG.
the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
when was the last time the chocolate ate the boy
Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.